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Old Nov 22, 2007, 03:58 PM // 15:58   #801
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*takes sniper*
*thank you *
*turn back and walk*
*sees leprechaun walk away *
*shoots him in the head*
*sees blood all over the floor*
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Old Nov 22, 2007, 04:57 PM // 16:57   #802
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*laughs at Leprechauns blown up face*
*looks at Soulless with the sniper, and goes Chuck Norris on him *
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Old Nov 22, 2007, 05:38 PM // 17:38   #803
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*sees blizzard runnign towards me*
*gets ou a sniper*
*boom*
*sees 2 dead body on the floor*
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Old Nov 22, 2007, 07:02 PM // 19:02   #804
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*revives*
*kills Soulless with the turkey*
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Old Dec 01, 2007, 07:34 AM // 07:34   #805
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*stabs Blizzard in the chest with a broken broomstick*
*kicks him in the head repeatedly until he stops moving*
*pulls out a pocket knife and slowly starts to fillet him*
*piece by piece Blizzard is skinned and eaten*
*holds up Blizzard's only remains, his head*
*drinks the blood flowing out of the skull*
*cracks open what is left of the skull, and proceeds to eat the brain*
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Old Dec 05, 2007, 08:25 AM // 08:25   #806
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*activates stoneflesh, armor of earth, stone striker, mantra of earth, glyph of swiftness, Obs flesh. maintains all.*

*walks into bar*
*screwdriver pl0x.*

*drinks vodka and orange juice concoction happily watching the meyham, safe behind leet enchantments.*

*stays out of all wells of profanity and other enchant strippage.*

im just here to watch the fun. excersice is excellent. i could watch it all day.
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Old Dec 05, 2007, 02:55 PM // 14:55   #807
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*walks by Silph*
*says hi *
* orders a beer*
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Old Dec 05, 2007, 05:35 PM // 17:35   #808
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-Throws a grenade into bar-
-throws soulless's beer away-
Be a man, lets get some Appleton Estate 151 up in this cribizzat.
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Old Dec 06, 2007, 01:32 AM // 01:32   #809
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*bodyblocks grenade in doorway.*
*is protected from grenade. gains an energy.*
*goes back to drinking*
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Old Dec 08, 2007, 07:18 AM // 07:18   #810
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*awakens the bar*
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Old Dec 08, 2007, 02:46 PM // 14:46   #811
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*wanders in*
*kicks bottle out the way*
*steps over headless burnt corpse*
*strolls over to bar, murmurs to barman*
*hands him CD*
*orders espresso*
*flicks safety off g36*
*waits for the after party to kick off*
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Old Dec 08, 2007, 02:50 PM // 14:50   #812
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*walks in*
*grabs Jeremy*
*throws him out a window for rezzing a thread*
*laughs manically*
*grabs a drink*
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Old Dec 08, 2007, 04:23 PM // 16:23   #813
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*walks in*
*kills everyone*
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Old Dec 08, 2007, 04:39 PM // 16:39   #814
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*Crawls in though air conditioning pipes*
*Loads Spas 12*
*Pumps*
*Busts in though vent*
"Muahahahaha!"
"Eat some pain!!"
*Orders beer*
*Sits down on stool*
*Sips beer*
"Ahhh"
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Old Dec 10, 2007, 08:26 AM // 08:26   #815
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*saunters into the bar and jumps into the hotub with pwnd*

"Old buddy the good days have returned"

"We are the only two from the original bar. Im talkin 3 threads back bar. Bar numero uno. Unlike the girl who started this thread and linked it to the supposed original bar started by slayer... I mean comon... We were in the bar before you had your title and he had his admin."

*Gets out grabs two dos equis and hops back in*

*hands one to pwned*

*toasts*

*looks around the bar at all the new shiny faces*
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Old Dec 10, 2007, 09:05 AM // 09:05   #816
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*dons protective headgear*

*enters the bar with a rather mean looking bladed quarterstaff across his back*

"Double Scotch on the rocks please."
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Old Dec 10, 2007, 12:04 PM // 12:04   #817
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*Comes in with a large bus.*
*Get in the Bar*
*Drop Caltrops on the Floor*
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Old Dec 10, 2007, 01:42 PM // 13:42   #818
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*sweeps caltrops out the way*
*goes to the toilet*
*lays a mine*
*washes hands*
*tap dances back to stool*
*orders Asahi and some yakitori*
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Old Dec 10, 2007, 10:26 PM // 22:26   #819
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*lays an oil slick all over the bar*
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Old Dec 11, 2007, 04:58 AM // 04:58   #820
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*gets some marshmallows ready*
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